Captain Kirk never had this problem

My sister got me one of these for Christmas, which is awesome because I’m both a sometime cyclist and an all-the-time nerd.

Unfortunately, the one she got me is a women’s cut, so it’s too small. I find it ironic that I have to wear a larger size in women’s shirts than in unisex shirts because of my boobs. It just doesn’t seem like it should work that way.

In other news, I’m using my day off to work on a 501(c)(3) application and making the New Year’s resolution that in 2014, I won’t do any more 501(c)(3) applications. Feeling pretty good about my chances of keeping that one.