My tribute to File770’s tedious but persistent Sad Puppy troll.
No blog is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the conspiracy,
A part of the plan.
If one lurker be exhausted by the lies,
CHORFdom is the less.
As well as if the hive of villainy were.
As well as if the SFWA
Or Rachel Swirsky were.
Each rolled eye is a win for me,
For I irk the foes of mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom buwaya trolls,
I troll for thee.