This is a prescheduled post. I’m writing it on Tuesday night, and I’m so tired that my head is literally tilting to the right because it’s too much effort to hold it up straight. Good thing I don’t still have ten packages to wrap.

…well, shit.

I’m not a Christian, but most of my family is, so home for Christmas we go. And it’s not like I’m anti-Christmas. I like lights and food and a festive tree during the dark and cold months as much as the next heathen. But the wrapping … the wrapping …

See you for the post-Christmas chocolate sales.